Posts Tagged“snow is such a bastard”

Do you wanna build a snowman?

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Do you wanna play outside? Actually no. I don’t. Thank you. Britain is in the grip of an arctic front, and snow will be all over your boing, to quote Craig David. It’s gonna be everywhere, and if you read the Daily Express, it’s gonna be all over everywhere for the next forever. The Daily Express. The only thing to knock bashing foreigners, Brexit, or rumours about Princess Diana’s death from its front page is the forecast of Britain in freezing conditions, and a report on how heavy snow and blizzards will SMASH Britain.…